i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to water but i cant make it stare its reflection in the face and realize its an ass”
the whole penguin band
ummmmmm excuse me. excus eme.THATS IT NOT JUST A PENGUIN BAND> THAT IS THE PENGUIN BAND. THEYRE CLUB PENGUINS MOST POPULAR AND OFFICAL BAND TO DATE. MOTHERFUCKER U CALL UR SELF A FAN. U CANT EVEN NAME THEM ALL . FRANKY, PETEY K, STOMPIN’ BOB AND G BILLY. I BET U CANTE EVN NAME 5 OF THEIR SONGS BYE YOU FUCKIGN DIRSGRACE TO PENUGIN KIND. GET OFFF CLUB PENGUIN AND GO MEME IT UP SOEMHWERE ELSE
Anonymous asked: What if Santa came to ur house and shit tinsel everywhere
was this geo
I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.
#how to summon satan
Oh my god.
IT’S THE SOUNDTRACK TO MY NIGHTMARES
i think my ears are bleeding
By the way, the Canadian government has been leaking your documented mental health problems to the United States since 2011 at least. So if you’re trying to travel and you’ve ever been registered with a health authority as having demonstrated that you are a danger to yourself or others, you can face refusal or a $500 ‘deposit’ if you try to get entry into the US.
so much for nice canada